awwwwww. :)
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J-A-[not-so]-N-I-C-E
Shoot. Leap. Soar!coz everything on earth has the shelf life of a banana.
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When other people sneeze, it’s like a kitten’s sneeze.
But when I sneeze, it’s like
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An old Italian gentleman lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Papa, Don’t dig up that garden. That’ s where the bodies are buried. Love, Vinnie
At 4 a.m. The next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances. Love you, Vinnie
Good job, son.
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if teachers’d have tumblr, their posts would be like this:
The moment when my student doesn’t pay attention in class:
When they don’t do their homework:
The awkward moment when i’m walking into the classroom and they are like:
Their faces when i’m correcting the tests:
When a student thinks she/he is the best and confronts me:
When i took their ipods, cellphones out and they look me like.
Outside i’m like:
But inside:
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One thing I hate about being a girl:
My parents think I’ll get raped everywhere I go
Then I’m Like - ‘Have you seen how ugly i am “
LOL
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